#469 Excuse me but our family is not fisdunctional
Miranda Hart Quotes and Phrases - Thrust! I don't want to be friends with someone who jogs, go and have a burger. I look like I've had a chiffon based anaphylactic shock. Plunge. The queen of all words, Moist, the king of all words, Plinth, imagine a moist plinth. I smell fat people. Cold bed dance. Marvolissimussolini. I'm such a dweeby blurter. This is absolutely fabilosibisibos.
#447 Good Morning that's a nice TNETENNBA
TNETENNBA is a real word. However unlike most words it doesn't have any real meaning. Moss was playing Countdown when these letters came up and his example of it being used was - Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba. So what is a Tnetennba? Could it be a blouse or a fake tan? Or is it just a word that attracts traffic to a web site to improve its position in search engine results?
#359 Cats Have Sharp Teeth But Don't Like Using Them
Cat food is sold in little foil sachets, small tins and tiny biscuits. If you serve home made food to a cat always ensure their food is cut up into very small pieces. Cats have very sharp teeth, and claws, but are extremely lazy and if you don't mush up their food they will often turn up their noses and walk away. Even if they are really hungry they will reject food that requires any effort.
#358 Cat Spit Shampoo Works Best
Have you read all the ingredients in the shampoo you use? Wonder what they all mean? What is the difference between behentrimonium chloride and cetrimonium chloride? Maybe you missed it but some leading shampoos contain a mystery ingredient that has been tested on animals called lambendo feles. It is a purified form of cat spit that makes all cats look shiny. Look out for it on your bottle.
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